Whitewater Warrior Mugs

"Each year the Kayaks made their way upstream."

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

Concern #23 on Class 5 rapids: who's got the car keys.

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

"Getting the hang of it?"

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

The Perfect Cannonball

Wrong leadership.

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

Whiskey wars

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

Save the river.

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

Ski Surfing

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up way out here!"

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"