White Vest Aficionado Pillows

'Well, what do I have?...Within reason, of course.'

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

'The grudge match.'

'Why's the sky so high?' - 'So the birds don't bump their heads.'

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

Academia in Winter

Military General with numerals medals and uniform decorations with 'cont. on back' sign.

"I guess the tux is just another brave act of resilience. I also spilled beans on my sweats."

"That's O.K., I'll go—'m dressed."

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

'I must admit, I do look good in stripes.'

Dressing Rooms.

'OK. Sometimes, after games, when I'm all alone? I... I like to dress up in a NBA uniform.'

"I just had these linen scrubs dry-cleaned!"

'No! Not the second pair of gloves...'

"He may be all hat and no cattle, but you've got to love the hat."

Penguin trying on a suit.

"At this time the captain would like to hear from anyone who is turned on by men in uniform."

'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'

'Now that's an afro!'

"As you were."

'Why, now, my refrigerator isn't running. Who is this?'

'I just can't say for certain. They all look the same in those uniforms. ...All I know it that he said he kicks field goals for a living.'

'Got anything smaller?'

Brigadier Ray McDermot - Royal Australian Army Corps

Medal hording

Two Men Discussing Fashion.

Chav a Merry Christmas

'The sport's still a mystery to me. I just found out that I look great in uniform.'

A Royal Navy Admiral

Women Take The Place Of The Band At St.James Palace.

"I like to wear women's uniforms."

"You had me worried. For one horrible moment I thought you were going to slide and soil your uniform."