White Vest Aficionado Gifts

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

'Well, what do I have?...Within reason, of course.'

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

'The grudge match.'

'Why's the sky so high?' - 'So the birds don't bump their heads.'

"I guess the tux is just another brave act of resilience. I also spilled beans on my sweats."

Academia in Winter

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

"That's O.K., I'll go—'m dressed."

Military General with numerals medals and uniform decorations with 'cont. on back' sign.

'I must admit, I do look good in stripes.'

'OK. Sometimes, after games, when I'm all alone? I... I like to dress up in a NBA uniform.'

Dressing Rooms.

"He may be all hat and no cattle, but you've got to love the hat."

George Clooney.

"I just had these linen scrubs dry-cleaned!"

'No! Not the second pair of gloves...'

Penguin trying on a suit.

"Why, yes it is for gallantry - I didn't use any sick days for an entire year."

'Now that's an afro!'

'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'

"At this time the captain would like to hear from anyone who is turned on by men in uniform."

"As you were."

'Why, now, my refrigerator isn't running. Who is this?'

'I just can't say for certain. They all look the same in those uniforms. ...All I know it that he said he kicks field goals for a living.'

Medal hording

Two Men Discussing Fashion.

Brigadier Ray McDermot - Royal Australian Army Corps

Chav a Merry Christmas

'The sport's still a mystery to me. I just found out that I look great in uniform.'

A Royal Navy Admiral

"I like to wear women's uniforms."

'Got anything smaller?'

"You had me worried. For one horrible moment I thought you were going to slide and soil your uniform."