White Coat Wearer Gifts

"Wait a minute! Where the hell am I going? I'm a dentist!"

'Well, what do I have?...Within reason, of course.'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Things I've learned...

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

'Could you be more specific than you feel zucky?'

'The grudge match.'

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

Plasma Ball

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

'I would have come to you sooner, but you hadn't graduated from medical school yet.'

"Mine, I believe, is the Green Jacket."

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

'Evan, I think your little sister may be trapped in there with you!. . . Jennifer! Are you in there, honey?'

Are you sure you're not holding your breath?

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

'Going up?'

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

Graduate of 2021

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

'It's goose down!'

'No! Not the second pair of gloves...'

Tuxedo company.

Good cop, bad cop 2020.

'I feel much better. I think the cheese treatments must be working.'

Empty Dress

'Post-Hibernation Blues'

'Oh no! It's Parka the Otter!'

"My year of dressing dangerously."

'I woke up today and decided to upgrade my image.'

Medical Treatment.

A Businessman in a camo suit

'So I guess your mom was cold this morning.'

"Ed was at that awkward in between stage of letting his hair grow out." "C'mon. C'mon. C'mon..."