White Coat Wearer Pillows

"Wait a minute! Where the hell am I going? I'm a dentist!"

'Well, what do I have?...Within reason, of course.'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Things I've learned...

'Could you be more specific than you feel zucky?'

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

'The grudge match.'

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

Plasma Ball

'I would have come to you sooner, but you hadn't graduated from medical school yet.'

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

Are you sure you're not holding your breath?

'Going up?'

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

Graduate of 2021

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

Empty Dress

Tuxedo company.

'I feel much better. I think the cheese treatments must be working.'

'Post-Hibernation Blues'

'It's goose down!'

"My year of dressing dangerously."

'No! Not the second pair of gloves...'

'Oh no! It's Parka the Otter!'

Medical Treatment.

'I woke up today and decided to upgrade my image.'

'So I guess your mom was cold this morning.'

"Ed was at that awkward in between stage of letting his hair grow out." "C'mon. C'mon. C'mon..."

A penguin conductor

A Businessman in a camo suit

"From nine until one, you'll be getting nothing done. From one until five, you'll be asking yourself how that was possible."