White Coat Warrior Pillows

'No! Not the second pair of gloves...'

'Well, what do I have?...Within reason, of course.'

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Bench Press Accident

Best Seller

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

Mod Kwan Doh

'Could you be more specific than you feel zucky?'

'This towel is wet so I'll subtract fourteen pounds.'

'The grudge match.'

Decapitated coffee.

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

Counselor. It's annoying that he always has to have the second-to-last word

"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

Shakespeare in the clink

Woman is shocked at seeing her weight, she doesn't realise that her dog is also on the scales.

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

'Just tell him two quarts of milk and a pint of cream, Will- it doesn't have to be a sonnet.'

'I would have come to you sooner, but you hadn't graduated from medical school yet.'

"I'm taking you off two of the four food groups."

I'm color blind, please help.

"I like what you have here but the title seems a little pushy."

Writing For Dummies Books For Dummies.

"Why did we get a Cheetah? They need so much walking."

Rebel without a cause. Poet without a war.

Bring it on, Scrabble nerd! Want to tell him directly? What do you mean? There's a chat function so you can taunt other online Scrabble players. Just type in your insult and hit send. Have I died and gone to heaven? The internet. And I suspect it' met its match.

A "Park and Walk" near New York City.

'I'd like the short form instead...'

'It's a good building contract legally, but your jargon's weak.'

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

"Squeeze a monkey! They've only gone and taken all the blanket again!"

Meet Zelda Wisteria, author of the book 'Leap, and the Net will Appear!'

'This resume is incredible. Would you be able to lie this well under pressure?'

Are you sure you're not holding your breath?