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Bench Press Accident

'Well, what do I have?...Within reason, of course.'

'Could you be more specific than you feel zucky?'

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'The grudge match.'

'This towel is wet so I'll subtract fourteen pounds.'

Decapitated coffee.

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

Shakespeare in the clink

Woman is shocked at seeing her weight, she doesn't realise that her dog is also on the scales.

'Just tell him two quarts of milk and a pint of cream, Will- it doesn't have to be a sonnet.'

'I would have come to you sooner, but you hadn't graduated from medical school yet.'

'I'd like the short form instead...'

'It's a good building contract legally, but your jargon's weak.'

"I like what you have here but the title seems a little pushy."

"I'm taking you off two of the four food groups."

Rebel without a cause. Poet without a war.

A "Park and Walk" near New York City.

"Squeeze a monkey! They've only gone and taken all the blanket again!"

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

I'm color blind, please help.

"Why did we get a Cheetah? They need so much walking."

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'This resume is incredible. Would you be able to lie this well under pressure?'

Are you sure you're not holding your breath?

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