White-clad Warrior Gifts

'The grudge match.'

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

La Table

'Well, what do I have?...Within reason, of course.'

Mod Kwan Doh

Dieting Motivation.

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

'Honey, I'm Rome!'

A "Park and Walk" near New York City.

Guitar Hero.

"Why did we get a Cheetah? They need so much walking."

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

"Oh come on!... How can I only have lost two ounces?!"

I'm tired of working, Randy. One of my ancestors put it best. It was the early days of the Roman republic. Randius Taylorus Maximus was a soldier in the Roman phalanx. That bored him to death. All the clumsy formations, all the cumbersome gear, all the losing ... so he deserted and joined up with the Spartans. That's where he stopped "working" for a living, and got to do what he loved. He got to oil up and go into battle half-naked, with nothing but his shield, his sword and his loincloth. Years

Fencing Lessons

'No! Not the second pair of gloves...'

Karate School.

"Ah - the hunter-gatherer."

Gladstone's Retirement

'I asked my doc for a diet plan and it works great - thanks to his usurious bills, I can't afford a car or taxis and that's why I'm losing weight by walking!'

Instagram!!!

Man on bike

How much did you lose on your 14 day diet?

"All the chairs have been repossessed, so these are all standing desks now."

'The best thing about Ann's Aerobics, is it's location.'

'Down to 43 hit points? ?have you been fighting again?'

Woman weighs herself on scales, holding helium balloons.

'It took a lot of willpower but I finally gave up dieting.'

'I have to go on a diet. Evidently the best things in life aren't fat free!!'

Artist having painted a featureless landscape.

'I'm taking the kid for a walk, he's overweight!'

Sword Fight

"How's the new diet working out?"