White Coat Fun Gifts

Are you sure you're not holding your breath?

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Ice fisher.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Well, what do I have?...Within reason, of course.'

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

'Could you be more specific than you feel zucky?'

'The grudge match.'

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

'I would have come to you sooner, but you hadn't graduated from medical school yet.'

'It's called playing. Provides one with a sense of accomplishment - without actually accomplishing anything.'

Sticking out tongue

'Evan, I think your little sister may be trapped in there with you!. . . Jennifer! Are you in there, honey?'

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

"Yeah, but before he snapped he wasn't having any fun at all."

"It's face painting Friday."

Unicorn Hoopla

"C'mon. I've been saving for a rainy day.''

Shy Man at Party

'No! Not the second pair of gloves...'

'Oh no! It's Parka the Otter!'

Medical Treatment.

Transporting helium balloons in mid air.

Dog in the rain.

"My issue as a Sphynx-Cat is that I'm always cold..."

The ascent was long, hard and full of privation and Bob almost made it to the top of the mountain...

'How many times do I have to tell you kids? When you've finished playing with your grandad tidy him away!'

The Writer

'If my mom's so afraid I'll get wet, how come she's always trying to make me take a bath?'

"Sorry, Ma'am. Down only."

'Don't listen to him - He didn't lose it in Iraq - He's a manx!'

Cat or squash?

Monster Food Fight.