Cozy Coat Creative Gifts

The Writer

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'

"I find that I don't need to hibernate as early if I wear a cardigan."

Home Working

"Maybe we should have tried it on the rats first."

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

'You'll grow into it!'

Identifying Scientists by their Lab Coats.

Animal Engineering Lab.

'I love your crocheted computer cover darling, but can I take it off now?'

"You're wasting your time. They'll just lose them."

'Oh no! It's Parka the Otter!'

'Post-Hibernation Blues'

Gay Couple

'I'm knitting a cozy for the house.'

Lady in fur coat to dog: 'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

'But it's my favourite jumper...'

Alison Pill

Knitting Christmas Tree

''The knitting circle are playing their part in our heating effficiency programme.'

Bob tries, unsuccessfully, to wear the world as a loose garment.

Melting Snow Trophies

I need to create something to be rememebered by.

Some people just can't wear snug fitting woollens.

Woman uses a man in the stocks to hold her wool.

Knitting

'Another jumper Dear?'

'Mum! I'm cold!' - 'Put a jumper on.' - 'Mum! I'm still cold!' - 'Well, put another jumper on, then.' - 'Mum...' - 'Put a hat on!'

'The Temptation of Antonio, Fashion Designer.'

"Don't look at me like that! I know you're not THAT long. I just need some practice for my knitting classes."

"Tell the doctor I no longer have the chills. I knitted this entire sweater in the waiting room."