Waistcoat Lover Gifts

Two Men Discussing Fashion.

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Plasma Ball

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

Christmas sweater alternatives

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

I love my cape

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"They're harmless when they're alone, but get a bunch of them together with a research grant and watch out."

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

Ann was shocked and awed when the General kissed her after her presentation and she wondered if he'd heard a word she'd said.

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

"It was a crime of fashion."

Under strict laboratory conditions extensive research proves that, despite being watched, pots do eventually boil.

"Great. First our funding ran out, now the rat."

"We have every visible wavelength in stock. What color would you like to filter out?"

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

Academia in Winter

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

'If we could just add one more gene to make the skeptical customer trust us.'

A man gesturing at the moon

'It's goose down!'

"Is that my skirt?!!"

"C'mon. I've been saving for a rainy day.''

Shy Man at Party

Novox Genlab: 'I don't know if we should call the world press or keep quiet?'

'So I guess your mom was cold this morning.'

A Businessman in a camo suit