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Academia in Winter

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Christmas sweater alternatives

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

'You've got me all wrong, baby. I don't want to touch your sweater...I want to eat it.'

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

"We have every visible wavelength in stock. What color would you like to filter out?"

"It was a crime of fashion."

"We can only distract the shareholders with our ugly Christmas sweaters for so long."

My tail's cold.

"Everyone's always calling my sweaters ugly."

Gym. I'm not sweating --- My muscles are crying!

High in the Peruvian Andes, the alpaca sweater is born.

NFL Antitrust case...

"It's been a great year except for me not getting any respect for my personal 'dressing for comfort' choice."

"What are you complaining about? You've been looking for an excuse to go off your diet."

'Well this is awkward.'

"Haven't you guys ever heard of 'casual Fridays'?"

'Don't be silly, I like my sweaters a little big.'

Reindeer Sweater

Free sweatshirts for our customers (sweatshirts read: Survived the last heating bill!)

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"

They're bred specifically for the holiday season.

"Leo and I know how much you like your Christmas sweater, so we thought we'd make you one ourselves this year."

'Do red sweaters have that carcinogenic red dye #2 in them?'

You may enter but the Christmas sweater has to go!

Turtleneck Alternatives

Despite what his friends said about 'ugly Christmas sweaters', Chester couldn't wait to have his holiday pet photo taken...'