White Goods Enthusiast Pillows

'Why, now, my refrigerator isn't running. Who is this?'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

"Well I have to go, my ride is here."

The Piano Dreams Of Home

'Why's the sky so high?' - 'So the birds don't bump their heads.'

'Did they deliver the new couch today?'

'It's a coffee-book table.'

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

Doulton Canada Geese

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

'Darling...I'm afraid the sofa salesmen got the better of me.'

'Well, it WAS a pretty coffee table until Dave spilled coffee on it!'

"Who let the dining-room set into the liquor cabinet again?"

'We'll take it. Come along Rex.'

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

"I've only just started practicing. I'm hoping the proceeds from these first few sessions will pay for a couch."

'An occasional table... what is it the rest of the time?'

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"Miss Frimley? Could you fetch me a bigger chair?"

'You're too late...I embezzled it.'

Ordering a dining table before dinner gets cold.

"Finally we're alone."