White Noise Enthusiasts Pillows

"On the other hand, the constant gurgling sound helps us sleep."

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

Future garbage truck driver.

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

Sea Horse outside saloon

'Why's the sky so high?' - 'So the birds don't bump their heads.'

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

"You know damn well what noise!"

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

"Threatening to call the Noise Abatement Society isn't being very romantic, Sydney."

Library Grand Opening

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

"Turn down the bass."

Playing dustbins

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.

'Please. Don't get me started.'

Communication

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

'Now that you're hired, our Housing Coordinator will show you to the bunkhouse.'