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'Why, now, my refrigerator isn't running. Who is this?'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

'It's a coffee-book table.'

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

"Well I have to go, my ride is here."

The Piano Dreams Of Home

'Why's the sky so high?' - 'So the birds don't bump their heads.'

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

'Did they deliver the new couch today?'

Ok, now the Swedish mouse is just showing off. IKEA maze.

Doulton Canada Geese

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

'Well, it WAS a pretty coffee table until Dave spilled coffee on it!'

'Darling...I'm afraid the sofa salesmen got the better of me.'

I see

"Who let the dining-room set into the liquor cabinet again?"

'We'll take it. Come along Rex.'

"I've only just started practicing. I'm hoping the proceeds from these first few sessions will pay for a couch."

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

I need a ten-letter word for a collector of inexpensive sports memorabilia. A "baublehead."

A spoon you can run away with, but a spork is the kind of practical utensil you marry.

"Miss Frimley? Could you fetch me a bigger chair?"

'I got you three new autographs in the prison yard today... an NFL and NBA player, plus a movie star!'

'An occasional table... what is it the rest of the time?'

Office furniture solutions.

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'You're too late...I embezzled it.'

'Unfortunately, ma'am, it's not worth a thing! The recliner, however, is quite valuable!'

Ordering a dining table before dinner gets cold.