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"Darleen, this is an intervention...your teeth are white enough."

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

'Why's the sky so high?' - 'So the birds don't bump their heads.'

Besties Photo

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

"I'm not happy."

"We're going out -- of course I'm wearing my pearls."

Ladies who lunch.

Birth of Darth Vader

Artisanal Pottery

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

"And remember, we're a multi-denominational church - we accept fiver, tenner, euros, dollars. . ."

Child hides amongst her pink stuff.

20 years as Stamp Club Chaorman and they send my retirement card by E-MAIL.

How oysters get engaged: 'Oh Rodolfo...It's exquisite.'

'Why, now, my refrigerator isn't running. Who is this?'

'Just to clarify IOU's do not qualify as a tithe!'

"Cut down on plastics."

Plastic pollution

Plastic is killing the sea

"I loved my job. That's gotta count for something."

"Selling China to China. Now that's going to be a challenge."

'This is the most effective dental hygiene method in use today. Just try not to swallow because Carol tends to be heavy handed with the bleach.'

Well, guess we won't be bragging about making pearls anymore.

"Private property." "Warning. We don’t forgive those who trespass against us."

Ultrasound

'Yes sir, both your precious metal and heavy metal investments are doing well.'

'Could you open the door? I want to see the freezer.'

You Can't Catch Us All!

You Break It, You Buy It,

"Yes!!! I will marry you!"

'You spent the past 60 years collecting little porcelain figurines. I, for one, thank God you can't take it with you.'