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Pearly King

Killer Executive Suits.

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Dressed for Success!

Born In Captivity.

Career Choices

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

Parade of Businessmen

New Suit.

City Boy.

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

'The Buck Stops Here.'

At the suit makers

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

"I am dressed for the job I want."

Waiting for Pants

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

Changing Room Decisions

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a suit."

'He may look important, but his briefcase is full of bones.'

Penguin suit fitting.

"Two boys from legal to see you."

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

Small Businesses Go Under.

'Bark less, work more.'

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

'Does this suit make me look too eager?'

"I'm not happy."

'Don't worry about this meeting. I got everything we need right up here.'

'Hey! is that a good fit or not?'