Pearly Whites Enthusiast Gifts

"Darleen, this is an intervention...your teeth are white enough."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

'Why's the sky so high?' - 'So the birds don't bump their heads.'

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

Besties Photo

"I'm not happy."

"We're going out -- of course I'm wearing my pearls."

Ladies who lunch.

Birth of Darth Vader

Artisanal Pottery

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

Child hides amongst her pink stuff.

"And remember, we're a multi-denominational church - we accept fiver, tenner, euros, dollars. . ."

20 years as Stamp Club Chaorman and they send my retirement card by E-MAIL.

How oysters get engaged: 'Oh Rodolfo...It's exquisite.'

'Why, now, my refrigerator isn't running. Who is this?'

'Just to clarify IOU's do not qualify as a tithe!'

"Cut down on plastics."

Plastic is killing the sea

Plastic pollution

"I loved my job. That's gotta count for something."

"Selling China to China. Now that's going to be a challenge."

'This is the most effective dental hygiene method in use today. Just try not to swallow because Carol tends to be heavy handed with the bleach.'

'Could you open the door? I want to see the freezer.'

You Can't Catch Us All!

Ultrasound

'Yes sir, both your precious metal and heavy metal investments are doing well.'

"Private property." "Warning. We don’t forgive those who trespass against us."

You Break It, You Buy It,

'You spent the past 60 years collecting little porcelain figurines. I, for one, thank God you can't take it with you.'

Women's Boxing Tournament