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'I see the dentist twice a year... once for each tooth!'

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

I'm trying to figure out what drives you... A new company car would be nice.

'Nobody seems to bother me anymore since I won this.'

"I thought it was a breakthrough, but it was only a misplace decimal."

"Everest summit 1 km merge left"

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

CEO Incentives

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. VIII

Please use next mountain.

Mountain climber reaches summit and finds sign which reads: No ball games.

Bucky's dream of becoming a stand-up comedian ended abruptly the very first time he stepped into the spotlight.

"Yeah, I'll say that's a good head, now is there any chance you can put ome beer under it?"

"It shouldn't happen this way. I'll have to alter the data."

What's For Dessert

'This would be a lot easier, Miss Reed, if you didn't require such pinpoint accuracy.'

"We might as well go back, he says it's lonely at the top."

'It's a social-climbing wall.'

'Puck!'

'The results came back negative. You won't ‘just die' if you don't get that new designer handbag.'

Visualize Inert Peace.

"Darleen, this is an intervention...your teeth are white enough."

"I warn you, Collinsworth, I'm a very determined woman."

"I wanted a job with a few perks."

'Keep looking, nerd, keep looking.'

Man Reaches Summit of Mountain And Discovers Ladder

Ice Fisherman on the Hockey Rink