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'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

Ice Fisherman on the Hockey Rink

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Hockey Season.

'This New Year you will be bathed in a sea of cash!...Hand on...Sorry. This New Year you will need a flea bath for some sort of rash.'

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

Destiny is all...

'According to my count, he sticked 23, gloved 18 and ate 5.'

"He's into binge fetching."

His Other Shtick

"It's tough balancing work, family and chasing that ball."

"Just so you know, despite the horrifying beating you're about to receive, I'm actually a pretty good hockey player."

What's For Dessert

"Prozzac"

'It sure is hot in the arena tonight!'

'Would you like me to check your coat?'

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

'Puck!'

Skate! Skate! Skate!

"He should've passed the puck."

Lid of a coffee cup blowing away in the wind

'How long have you felt this need to protect the net'

Hockey player with dollar sign "It was in his contract."

'A meeting of the 'Bandy' association for the promotion of 'Hockey on the ice.''

"We'll swop at half time."

"Son, you'll find success in the ruthless pursuit of credit card points."

'Ah, the start of a new season, the roar of the crowd as the lads emerge from the tunnel. . . The FA Cup. . . Europe. . .'

Tennis accidents.

Dog follows a bouncing ball over a balcony.

'Your goalie is out with the flu, I'm a temp, ,,, So, what's the object of this little game'

"No, I have my ball. I lost the course."

'I'd say pound-for-pound he's the best player in professional hockey.'

Ice hockey player with testicles on his stick.

"I'm your last line of defense and your attorney."