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'Puck!'

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Hockey Season.

"'Start a company, make money.' Your business plan may be missing a few steps in the middle."

'This New Year you will be bathed in a sea of cash!...Hand on...Sorry. This New Year you will need a flea bath for some sort of rash.'

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

The Hockey Puckey

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

The Puck Stops Here.

'According to my count, he sticked 23, gloved 18 and ate 5.'

His Other Shtick

"Just so you know, despite the horrifying beating you're about to receive, I'm actually a pretty good hockey player."

What's For Dessert

"Prozzac"

'Would you like me to check your coat?'

'It sure is hot in the arena tonight!'

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

Skate! Skate! Skate!

"He should've passed the puck."

Lid of a coffee cup blowing away in the wind

Hockey player with dollar sign "It was in his contract."

"... and they lived happily ever after as they could..."

"Son, you'll find success in the ruthless pursuit of credit card points."

'A meeting of the 'Bandy' association for the promotion of 'Hockey on the ice.''

'Ah, the start of a new season, the roar of the crowd as the lads emerge from the tunnel. . . The FA Cup. . . Europe. . .'

Canadian Camping

'Your goalie is out with the flu, I'm a temp, ,,, So, what's the object of this little game'

'I'd say pound-for-pound he's the best player in professional hockey.'

'Who won...'

Ice hockey player with testicles on his stick.

Ice Fisherman on the Hockey Rink

There comes a point when you may have to admit the truth: you stink.

"Look! The first fight of the NHL season."

NHL's toughest coach: 'I'm sick of all this whining! Hockey's a rough game!. . . Now get back out there!'