Cup Chaser T-Shirts

Lid of a coffee cup blowing away in the wind

'Ah, the start of a new season, the roar of the crowd as the lads emerge from the tunnel. . . The FA Cup. . . Europe. . .'

'Who won...'

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

The Salesman

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

Mohamed Salah

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

Running Latte

Men can show their emotions!

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'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

"We have a goal wrapped in a plan, and served on a bed of success."

Professional football.

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

Bucket List

Success

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

Get a life

Man chasing carrot.

Sergio Aguero

'He's training for a career in law.'

"I don't get it. Diego Dominguez has a 1963 Chevy Impala convertible, all the girls think he's cute and all the guys think he's cool! Why can't I have that?"

Tour de France champ Hendrik 'Joop' Zoetemelk

Reporter #4: post box.

You go ahead - I only chase classic cars.

"Why do footballers never shake a fist when they miss?"

"I'm back for my booster."

Next Coffee Shop 4M

Football Exhaustion

Motivation