White Noise Aficionado T-Shirts

"The ambient nature sounds are making me too sleepy to hunt."

"Hey! Turn down your damn white-noise machine!"

You're new here. Pretty soon you won't even hear the white noise.

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Future garbage truck driver.

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

My other cello is a Stradivari

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

The lonely figure

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

"You know damn well what noise!"

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

'Why's the sky so high?' - 'So the birds don't bump their heads.'

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

"Threatening to call the Noise Abatement Society isn't being very romantic, Sydney."

Library Grand Opening

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

Playing dustbins

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

"In this one, I can hear the sound of traffic."

Some musicians discovering a noise from a boiling kettle

Noah wears hearing protection as animals howl.

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

It was going to be a subdivision, but they ran out of snow. Chilly Hills Estates.

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.

'Six disc CD changer, six hundred watt multi-amp, 800 watt sub, I tell you man this monster rocks!!'

Older and wiser

'Please. Don't get me started.'

Communication