White Noise Aficionado T-Shirts

"The ambient nature sounds are making me too sleepy to hunt."

"Hey! Turn down your damn white-noise machine!"

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Future garbage truck driver.

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

My other cello is a Stradivari

The lonely figure

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

'Why's the sky so high?' - 'So the birds don't bump their heads.'

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

"You know damn well what noise!"

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

"Threatening to call the Noise Abatement Society isn't being very romantic, Sydney."

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

Library Grand Opening

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

Some musicians discovering a noise from a boiling kettle

Playing dustbins

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

Noah wears hearing protection as animals howl.

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.

'Six disc CD changer, six hundred watt multi-amp, 800 watt sub, I tell you man this monster rocks!!'

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

Older and wiser

Communication

'Please. Don't get me started.'

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

"It was a mistake to let the children chose their own instruments for the new music class...I have eleven cymbals, and Billy Fitzgerald chose the bagpipes!"