Noise Machine Aficionado T-Shirts

Wear your calmness with pride! Our noise machine aficionado t-shirts feature playful designs that celebrate their love for peaceful soundscape enthusiasts everywhere.

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I bought one of those sound machines to help me sleep. I set the sound to running water, woke up and called the plumber.

I bought one of those sound machines to help me sleep. I set the sound to running water, woke up and called the plumber. mockup

I bought one of those sound machines to help me sleep. I set the sound to running water, woke up and called the plumber.

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'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.' mockup

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

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Future garbage truck driver.

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"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster." mockup

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

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"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks." mockup

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

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'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...' mockup

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

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"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to." mockup

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

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'You haven't heard anything yet!' mockup

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

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'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.' mockup

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

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Crane fishing

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Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

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"You know damn well what noise!"

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'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,' mockup

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

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Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s. mockup

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

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"Threatening to call the Noise Abatement Society isn't being very romantic, Sydney."

"Threatening to call the Noise Abatement Society isn't being very romantic, Sydney." mockup

"Threatening to call the Noise Abatement Society isn't being very romantic, Sydney."

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Library Grand Opening

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"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"Now that's what I call a sound system." mockup

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

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"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

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A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?' mockup

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

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Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!' mockup

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

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"Turn down the bass."

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Playing dustbins

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Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise. mockup

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.

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'Please. Don't get me started.'

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'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.' mockup

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

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"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?" mockup

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

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Communication

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"Sorry for the racket, but, I ask you, how are ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm after they've seen 6-B?"

"Sorry for the racket, but, I ask you, how are ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm after they've seen 6-B?" mockup

"Sorry for the racket, but, I ask you, how are ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm after they've seen 6-B?"

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"Here's the deal. I'll stop playing my bagpipes when you stop playing your banjo."

"Here's the deal. I'll stop playing my bagpipes when you stop playing your banjo." mockup

"Here's the deal. I'll stop playing my bagpipes when you stop playing your banjo."

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"It was a mistake to let the children chose their own instruments for the new music class...I have eleven cymbals, and Billy Fitzgerald chose the bagpipes!"

"It was a mistake to let the children chose their own instruments for the new music class...I have eleven cymbals, and Billy Fitzgerald chose the bagpipes!"

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