Noise Maker Appreciator T-Shirts

New Year Bam...

'Everyone is getting up on time now that we've switched to vuvuzela for reveille.'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Future garbage truck driver.

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Jazz is Invented

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

Bagpipes in the bath.

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

he used to belong to a cartoonist

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

Music for car stereos

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

Men dancing

"You know damn well what noise!"

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

"Threatening to call the Noise Abatement Society isn't being very romantic, Sydney."

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

Library Grand Opening

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

French Animal Noises.

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"