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"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

"Tommy!"

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Future garbage truck driver.

'Well, what do I have?...Within reason, of course.'

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

Snowman of the Apes

'Why's the sky so high?' - 'So the birds don't bump their heads.'

Trawling for Fish.

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

"I'm not lying. I'm social distancing."

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

"Hello, Number 6!"

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'

'Global warming? let me know when it kicks in.'

'Normally, I enjoy a morning when the birds are singing.'

"I prefer snow person."

"Use the force to concentrate, Luke. The force and noise cancelling headphones."

Snowman: 'Maybe we should put down a towel first..?'

Lovely weather again.

'Why, now, my refrigerator isn't running. Who is this?'

Never use an electric can opener if you live next door to a cat lady.

Beware of the Dog.

"I ran out of vacation days, so I didn't fly south this winter."

Snowman on the Other Planet.

"If we come across Punxsutawney Phil, you have my permission to gut him."

"Please make it snow tonight. Karen Garvin wants me to be her valentine."

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

Melting snowman tries to hitch a ride north.

"The ambient nature sounds are making me too sleepy to hunt."

'They'll be talking about that for years!'

'The neighbors don't care how you commute, but they're beginning to complain about the noise.'

"He's hoping his nose can be used in a cake!"