White Lie Philosopher T-Shirts

Dress your white lie philosopher in humor! These t-shirts feature clever designs that celebrate their love for subtle truths and moral wit, perfect for making statements with a smile.

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"Do you want the 10-minute truth, or the 5-second lie?"

"Do you want the 10-minute truth, or the 5-second lie?" mockup

"Do you want the 10-minute truth, or the 5-second lie?"

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"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are." mockup

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

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Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud. mockup

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

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"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster." mockup

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

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"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again." mockup

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

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'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.' mockup

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

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Courage. Love.

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"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message." mockup

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

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"It's a self-driving skateboard." mockup

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

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I think therefore I am.

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Domestic Spying Drones

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Information about information about information about information.

Information about information about information about information. mockup

Information about information about information about information.

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'Why's the sky so high?' - 'So the birds don't bump their heads.'

'Why's the sky so high?' - 'So the birds don't bump their heads.' mockup

'Why's the sky so high?' - 'So the birds don't bump their heads.'

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"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer." mockup

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

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"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..." mockup

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

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"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?" mockup

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

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"Here's what we've accomplished so far" mockup

"Here's what we've accomplished so far"

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"Already my computer is outmoded, but i try to tell myself that my computer isn't ME."

"Already my computer is outmoded, but i try to tell myself that my computer isn't ME." mockup

"Already my computer is outmoded, but i try to tell myself that my computer isn't ME."

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Out for lunch... GOD

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"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following." mockup

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

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Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head mockup

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

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"I'm not an AI, I'm a human being." mockup

"I'm not an AI, I'm a human being."

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Priest

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"So Jesus, what denomination are you?" mockup

"So Jesus, what denomination are you?"

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'I think cowboys are just plain lazy: Why else would you have to carry them all the time?'

'I think cowboys are just plain lazy: Why else would you have to carry them all the time?' mockup

'I think cowboys are just plain lazy: Why else would you have to carry them all the time?'

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"To give him credit...normally I think these staff 'consultations' are a complete waste of time...but he's been in his office all morning working on our ideas."

"To give him credit...normally I think these staff 'consultations' are a complete waste of time...but he's been in his office all morning working on our ideas."

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'I see your site doesn't have a 'like' button. The good news is it doesn't need one.'

'I see your site doesn't have a 'like' button. The good news is it doesn't need one.' mockup

'I see your site doesn't have a 'like' button. The good news is it doesn't need one.'

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Myspace then and now.

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Maybe I was wrong?

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"What next?"

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"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out." mockup

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

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"Mind if I tweak it?"

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White Lie Philosopher T-Shirts Collection

White Lie Philosopher Mugs

Explore a range of mugs that celebrate the white lie philosopher’s love for clever truths and playful deception. Find the perfect quirky gift for their morning routine.

White Lie Philosopher Pillows

Discover pillows that add a witty touch to any space, themed around the intriguing world of white lies and moral humor, for ultimate comfort and conversation starters.

White Lie Philosopher Prints

Browse our art prints that cleverly reflect the white lie philosopher’s interest in honesty and deception, adding a nuanced touch to their home or office decor.