"Do you want the 10-minute truth, or the 5-second lie?"
White Lie Philosopher Gifts
Looking for a gift for the white lie philosopher? Find humorous and clever products that reflect their love for subtle truths and moral dilemmas. Perfect for sparking thoughtful conversations or just adding a dash of wit to their day.
"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."
Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.
"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."
"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."
'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'
Courage. Love.
"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."
"It's a self-driving skateboard."
Information about information about information about information.
I think therefore I am.
Domestic Spying Drones
"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."
'Why's the sky so high?' - 'So the birds don't bump their heads.'
'When Einstein wrote about time and relativity he must have been watching a football game where the last 30 seconds took two hours.'
"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."
Artificial intelligence discovers racism
"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"
"I'm not lying. I'm social distancing."
"Here's what we've accomplished so far"
"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."
Priest
Out for lunch... GOD
Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head
"Already my computer is outmoded, but i try to tell myself that my computer isn't ME."
"I'm not an AI, I'm a human being."
"So Jesus, what denomination are you?"
"According to google, yahoo and bing, the meaning of life is 'more data space'."
"What next?"
'I see your site doesn't have a 'like' button. The good news is it doesn't need one.'
Myspace then and now.
Maybe I was wrong?
'I think cowboys are just plain lazy: Why else would you have to carry them all the time?'
"To give him credit...normally I think these staff 'consultations' are a complete waste of time...but he's been in his office all morning working on our ideas."
"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."
White Lie Philosopher Gifts Collection
White Lie Philosopher Mugs
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White Lie Philosopher Pillows
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White Lie Philosopher Prints
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