White Lie Detective Gifts

'I didn't say I majored in business administration - I said I took business administration.'

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

'Why's the sky so high?' - 'So the birds don't bump their heads.'

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

"I'm not lying. I'm social distancing."

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help the Google?"

"Do you swear you haven't embroidered the truth in your testimony today?"

"It's a setup."

Manual Labor.

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

"I was just trying to kick-start the economy. Guess I kicked too hard."

"We need to talk about procrastination."

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

"See...polystyrene!"

"Play the last presidential debate....hold on....first take our all the lies and stuff..."

"Before I give you my resume, I'd like to know how thorough you fact check."

'My only regret is not waiting for deregulation.'

"You want the truth, the whole truth, or nothing but the truth?"

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

"They're not home.."

It isn't just the media that's biased...often the voters are too.

'Mom, I swear it wasn't me! I didn't touch the cookies!'

What a nation looks like with a free press and access to information / What a nation looks like with no free press and no access to correct information.

'Aaaaaaaaawwwwww!'

The Sleep of Reason Produces Bureaucracy

"He's not a big, bad wolf, Gramps - he's a predatory insurance agent!"