White Lie Detective Pillows

'I didn't say I majored in business administration - I said I took business administration.'

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

'Why's the sky so high?' - 'So the birds don't bump their heads.'

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

"Do you swear you haven't embroidered the truth in your testimony today?"

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

"It's a setup."

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

Manual Labor.

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

"I was just trying to kick-start the economy. Guess I kicked too hard."

"Before I give you my resume, I'd like to know how thorough you fact check."

"See...polystyrene!"

"Play the last presidential debate....hold on....first take our all the lies and stuff..."

"We need to talk about procrastination."

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

"You want the truth, the whole truth, or nothing but the truth?"

'My only regret is not waiting for deregulation.'

'Aaaaaaaaawwwwww!'

What a nation looks like with a free press and access to information / What a nation looks like with no free press and no access to correct information.

The Sleep of Reason Produces Bureaucracy

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

It isn't just the media that's biased...often the voters are too.

'Mom, I swear it wasn't me! I didn't touch the cookies!'

"They're not home.."

"He's not a big, bad wolf, Gramps - he's a predatory insurance agent!"

'Would you like my professional advice, or my honest opinion?.'