Beige Enthusiast Pillows

La Vie en Beige

"I'll bet an exciting shade of beige would really make these walls pop."

The Art Student.

Butterfly Woman

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Hush puppy.

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"Too bright."

Just call me Picasso!

They were mysteriously drawn together

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

"He's an abstract artist."

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Creative Baby.

Storm in a magic lamp.

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

"No one summons me anymore. They all have oil."

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

"Dadgum this color blindness."

"Your receipt is also available in a choice of colors."

Instant art

Besties Photo

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."