Beige Enthusiast Pillows

La Vie en Beige

"I'll bet an exciting shade of beige would really make these walls pop."

The Art Student.

Butterfly Woman

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Hush puppy.

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"Too bright."

Jarvis Cocker

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

They were mysteriously drawn together

Just call me Picasso!

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

Creative Baby.

Storm in a magic lamp.

"He's an abstract artist."

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

'I don't think of my skin as saggy...I think of it as relaxed-fit!'

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

"No one summons me anymore. They all have oil."

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

"Dadgum this color blindness."

Instant art

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

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