"Why are you giving them whiskey?"
Whiskey Witticist Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the playful spirit of a whiskey enthusiast? Our collection features witty designs and humorous quotes that resonate with the creative, fun-loving whiskey lover. Whether they enjoy a neat pour or sharing stories over a dram, these gifts add a touch of humor and personality to their collection. From mugs to prints, find something that celebrates their love for fine spirits and sharp wit, making every drink a moment of joy.
Join me in a Martini?
"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."
Trump Poutine
'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'
"Whiskey...Leave the bottle."
Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.
Which Hogwarts house are you?
"Hey, who wants to hear a great single-malt story."
'Whiskey and splash, sir.'
The Babe calls his shot.
The Angel's Share
'I'm very sorry, sir. Even for stressed out bankers, whiskey and gin aren't tax-deductible expenses.'
'If you don't start feeling better in 24 hours, pour yourself a tall scotch.'
Whiskey Bottle - Well it doesn't look like a paperweight to me.
Beethoven's 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th and Fifth.
'We have developed an APP we use to import ingredients from the Internet, merge them in the computer, and then download them into the distiller and then just bottle the output.'
Scotch and soda on a drip.
Witty T-Shirt Guy
"Ain't worth the whiskey!"
"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."
Ethics Committee Meeting Today, BYOB.
"What does 'inexplicable' mean..?"
Pressing Problem
"If the energy drink isn't working, try scotch."
"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."
"Yes, I'm the Cowardly Lion, and I want a double shot of single malt courage for the Yellow Brick Road."
"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"
'What?... You wanted your horse SHOD!?'
"I'll have a Maker's Mark, and she'll have a shot at being the mother she never was."
"Whiskey and splash coming up!"
Need Cash for Alcohol Research.
Common stock, Preferred stock, Private stock.
This whisky is 20 years old!
'My mother WARNED me not to marry a Bourbon!'
Whiskey Witticist Gifts Collection
Whiskey Witticist Mugs
Explore our collection of whiskey witticist mugs and find the perfect humorous design to start their mornings with a smile.
Whiskey Witticist Pillows
Check out our humorous pillows that bring personality and laughter into their favorite lounging spots.
Whiskey Witticist Prints
Discover artistic prints that celebrate the wit and spirit of whiskey enthusiasts, perfect for decorating any space with humor and style.
Whiskey Witticist T-Shirts
Browse our witty whiskey lover t-shirts and give them a fun, stylish way to showcase their personality everywhere they go.