Whiskey Taster Gifts

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Join me in a Martini?

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"I'm getting red fruits, earth tones, and oak. Amen."

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

Complementary Beverages

Wine taster with mineral water

'Not only was the superbug immune to antibiotics, but it had developed a taste for Dr Jones' whisky.'

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'

'Whiskey and splash, sir.'

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

"Whiskey...Leave the bottle."

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

Which Hogwarts house are you?

'If you don't start feeling better in 24 hours, pour yourself a tall scotch.'

'I've found taking a sip of another table's wine is an effective conversation starter.'

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

The Angel's Share

'This low-alcohol beer doesn't taste bad with a scotch in it.'

'The bouquet is reminiscent of rubber nose - but then, it always is...'

"Is that neat whisky?"