Whimsical Educator Gifts

The college of my choice.

The Artist

Swan Fairy Tales

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Lactose Intolerant

'Are you made of sugar?'

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Dogs and their thoughts

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

Selfie Stick

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Yes, one is a dog."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Scuba cow"

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

A man rakes a tree

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

Fishing for Birds

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot