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The Artist

Swan Fairy Tales

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Lactose Intolerant

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

'Are you made of sugar?'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Dogs and their thoughts

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

"Yes, one is a dog."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Selfie Stick

"Scuba cow"

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

Fishing for Birds

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

Two birds sharing a bowl of worms.

A man rakes a tree

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"