Whimsical Teacher Gifts

Pig Math

"Today we'll explore the origin of the cartoon universe. Also know as the 'Cartooniverse'."

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Swan Fairy Tales

Lactose Intolerant

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

'Are you made of sugar?'

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Dogs and their thoughts

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Yes, one is a dog."

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

"Scuba cow"

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

Radiator jazz player

A man rakes a tree

Fishing for Birds

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"