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'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"What's a patent?"

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

Used wheels

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

Monkey invents the wheel, while a caveman looks on with failed wheel prototypes.

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

Psychic car mechanics.

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

Caveman on the brink of technology.

'Oh course!'

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

Does it roll? Does it roll?? You bet Jurassic rolls!

Um... Can I get an 'L', Pat?

"This could mean the end of civilisation as we know it!"

"It's a nice invention, but what about GRIDLOCK?"

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

'Perfect! -- Now let's build some rest stops!'

'Nice, but I see it more as a gadget than a real invention.'

'I just invented the wheel and a new concept called 'growth industry'.'

Useless car accessories.