Wheels Gifts

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

Great wheel. Lousy frisbee.

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"What's a patent?"

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

Do you suppose this is art or science?

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

Used wheels

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

Caveman on the brink of technology.

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

Monkey invents the wheel, while a caveman looks on with failed wheel prototypes.

Psychic car mechanics.

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

'Oh course!'

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

Um... Can I get an 'L', Pat?

"This could mean the end of civilisation as we know it!"

"It's a nice invention, but what about GRIDLOCK?"

Does it roll? Does it roll?? You bet Jurassic rolls!

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

'I just invented the wheel and a new concept called 'growth industry'.'

'Nice, but I see it more as a gadget than a real invention.'

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'