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Billy. The Kid.

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

Dawing your Cellphone

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"Uh-oh it's happening aain, the feeling I'm being triggered...."

'I always thought a dogfight was a lot of snarling and walking around stiff-legged.'

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.