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"It's a great country–just don't get sick."

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

Little House on the Prairie Dog.

The corona ranger

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

Dawing your Cellphone

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

Crossing the Nachos Grande

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"Skate or die."

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Historic Bank Jobs.

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."