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"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"Badgers? We ain't got no badgers....we don't need no badgers....I don't have to show you any stinkin' badgers!!"

"Well, uh. . . I can't prove it. It's just The Law of the West."

"Dang it, Seth! Are you still feeding those birds?"

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

Dawing your Cellphone

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

'Have you been waiting long?'

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Crossing the Nachos Grande

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

Historic Bank Jobs.

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."