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"Don't mind Bill. He's got misophonia."

'Dang! I shoulda called the sitter.'

Girl of the Golden West

"Okay ma'am, I have to admit - that's a mite confusing."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

Nun Fight.

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

Dawing your Cellphone

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

'Have you been waiting long?'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

"Skate or die."

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

Draw!

'And what makes you think this is hostile terrain, Hank?'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

'I always thought a dogfight was a lot of snarling and walking around stiff-legged.'