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Cow fighting with milk, chicken fighting with eggs.

"Don't mind Bill. He's got misophonia."

'Dang! I shoulda called the sitter.'

Girl of the Golden West

"Okay ma'am, I have to admit - that's a mite confusing."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

Nun Fight.

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

Dawing your Cellphone

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

'Have you been waiting long?'

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Convertible. Must be nice."

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"Skate or die."

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

Draw!