Western Wear Fan Gifts

'I have nothing against the old standard. But I get more laughs with the bolo tie.'

Cat Tie

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

Diamond outfits

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

'Baby's first two-step.'

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

"Herb's from Texas."

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"Sorry, Zak, since paintball aint bin invented yet, looks like you bin shot!"

"Help! It's a sprawling epic!"

Cowboy in Old West boasts of having shot a guy for ending a sentence in a preposition.

'You're going to have to stay confined to the bunkhouse for a week.'

Gunswinger

The corona ranger

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

Joe's Tuxedos

"I reckon we've never met, but maybe you recognize my brother from last year's cattle drive!"

'The breakfast meeting, can you spot the deliberate mistake'

"This cream puff was owned by a little old lady who only settled on Sundays."

"He may be all hat and no cattle, but you've got to love the hat."

'I'm out of silver bullets again, Tonto -- take my mask and hold up another stagecoach.'

'Isn't that silly, Fluffy. The cowboy is talking to his horse.'

'I hate to admit it, but I counted sheep all night.'

"I don't think the world is ready yet for a cowboy impersonator, Dolores."

"Redwood or oak?"

"Why are they called sweatpants if you don't sweat in them?"