Western Wear Fan Pillows

'I have nothing against the old standard. But I get more laughs with the bolo tie.'

Cat Tie

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

Diamond outfits

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

'Baby's first two-step.'

All dressed up and no place to go

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"Herb's from Texas."

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"Sorry, Zak, since paintball aint bin invented yet, looks like you bin shot!"

'So you have to ask yourself: do you feel lucky?...well do you, monk?'

"Help! It's a sprawling epic!"

Cowboy in Old West boasts of having shot a guy for ending a sentence in a preposition.

Gunswinger

The corona ranger

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

'You're going to have to stay confined to the bunkhouse for a week.'

Joe's Tuxedos

"He may be all hat and no cattle, but you've got to love the hat."

'The breakfast meeting, can you spot the deliberate mistake'

"This cream puff was owned by a little old lady who only settled on Sundays."

"I reckon we've never met, but maybe you recognize my brother from last year's cattle drive!"

'I'm out of silver bullets again, Tonto -- take my mask and hold up another stagecoach.'

'Isn't that silly, Fluffy. The cowboy is talking to his horse.'

'I hate to admit it, but I counted sheep all night.'

"Redwood or oak?"

'This town ain't big enough for the both of us.'