Western Fan Pillows

Cowboy in Old West boasts of having shot a guy for ending a sentence in a preposition.

Advertising Agent to cowboy: 'So you're a branding expert?'

'Lucky we got Clem to circle the wagons.'

'Isn't that silly, Fluffy. The cowboy is talking to his horse.'

"We'd never get these little dogies to Tucson without a laser pointer."

"Love your jeans."

'This town ain't big enough for the both of us.'

"You call that a mosey? That's a waddle."

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

'I hate to admit it, but I counted sheep all night.'

'Custer's last hand'

"Sorry, Zak, since paintball aint bin invented yet, looks like you bin shot!"

"Help! It's a sprawling epic!"

'Isn't this better? I told you we could change things if we just stood up to them!'

"Are you sure this is a traditional war dance?"

'This old tree plays an important role here in the west.'

Dance showdowns of the Old West.

"This cream puff was owned by a little old lady who only settled on Sundays."

"I reckon we've never met, but maybe you recognize my brother from last year's cattle drive!"

"I don't think the world is ready yet for a cowboy impersonator, Dolores."

Spaghetti Western Justice

Custer's First Stand

'Impressive. I didn't think something that fancy wouldn't be invented at least until the year 1850.'

"Sorry we missed the heist - we got sidetracked when Roscoe selled some truffles."

One Tough Bird

"Any of you boys interested in fresh gossip for your diaries?"

"They don't really say 'mooo'. It's more of a low, doleful, 'uuummmmggghhh'. Go ahead, try it."

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'You yellow bellied pansy!'

'Do you understand his language, Tonto?', 'It's Creek to me.'

'Well if you've got a back problem mister, might i suggest you switch to the more comfortable,Ergonomic Palomino.'

The Lone Ranger and Fido.

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

Gunswinger