"Don't worry. I don't use pliers to extract teeth. I just rely on my trusty six shooter."
Western Tales Gifts
Looking for gifts that celebrate western tales? Our collection features products with charming and humorous designs inspired by cowboy life, frontier stories, and the Wild West. Whether you're shopping for a cowboy enthusiast, a history buff, or someone who loves the rugged charm of the frontier, you'll find unique items like mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that bring western adventures to life. Add a touch of the frontier to your gift-giving with our playful and thoughtfully crafted products that celebrate the spirit of the wild west.
"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"
"Meet the author"
New Guy.
'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'
"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."
"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."
"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."
"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."
"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"
Butterfly herders of the wild west.
"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"
Nun Fight.
Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!
The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing
"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."
Young Gums
Looks like the bank's director still inside.
"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."
"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."
'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'
Draw!
"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."
"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"
"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"
'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'
'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'
L'il Buckaroo on Board.
Louis L'Amour hones his craft.
"Say, you were right, Sheriff, this is the best way to keep up with the 'Space-Hopper Gang'."
"So long, Ma, I'm ridin' off into the sunset."
"El muy mal perro"
Dial-A-Pizza van arriving at Western Fort
Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted
Son, you'll never be quick on the draw unless you pull your dang pants up.
Western Tales Gifts Collection
Western Tales Mugs
Discover more western tales-inspired mugs that bring cowboy adventures and frontier legends to your morning routine.
Western Tales Pillows
Relax with our western tales pillows, adding rustic charm and fun to your living space inspired by rugged frontier life.
Western Tales Prints
Complete your decor with western tales prints that capture the excitement and nostalgia of cowboy and frontier adventures.
Western Tales T-Shirts
Explore our collection of western tales t-shirts, perfect for anyone who loves cowboy legends and frontier stories with a humorous twist.