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"Don't worry. I don't use pliers to extract teeth. I just rely on my trusty six shooter."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Meet the author"

New Guy.

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

Nun Fight.

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Young Gums

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

Draw!

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

"Say, you were right, Sheriff, this is the best way to keep up with the 'Space-Hopper Gang'."

"So long, Ma, I'm ridin' off into the sunset."

"El muy mal perro"

Dial-A-Pizza van arriving at Western Fort

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

Son, you'll never be quick on the draw unless you pull your dang pants up.