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"Don't worry. I don't use pliers to extract teeth. I just rely on my trusty six shooter."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Meet the author"

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

New Guy.

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

Nun Fight.

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Young Gums

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

Draw!

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"El muy mal perro"

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

"So long, Ma, I'm ridin' off into the sunset."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

Sea Horse outside saloon

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.