Western Stories Gifts

Bonnie and Clydesdale.

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

Billy. The Kid.

"Meet the author"

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

New Guy.

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

Dawing your Cellphone

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Nun Fight.

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'

High Riders of the Old West

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Deliboys

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."