Western Genre Fan Gifts

Red Indians patiently waiting for what they think is television to be switched on, on an American locomotive.

Western Philosophy

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Meet the author"

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Nun Fight.

Crossing the Nachos Grande

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Historic Bank Jobs.

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

Old West Bounty Hunter.

'And what makes you think this is hostile terrain, Hank?'

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

'Mama! Aliens.'

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas."

"Say, you were right, Sheriff, this is the best way to keep up with the 'Space-Hopper Gang'."

Domestic Pardners

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'Man! I wish I'd finished college.'

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

"Gee, Marshal, he must have been one of the good guys"

And if you help drive the herd all the way to Kansas City, you get to keep one steer for yourself! The first stock option.

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

At a silent moment - I don't know Slim, it's quiet.. a little too quiet.

Ronald Reagan

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."