Western Genre Enthusiast Gifts

Richard Widmark

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

Nun Fight.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

Dawing your Cellphone

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

Crossing the Nachos Grande

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

Historic Bank Jobs.

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

Draw!

'And what makes you think this is hostile terrain, Hank?'

'I always thought a dogfight was a lot of snarling and walking around stiff-legged.'

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Old West Bounty Hunter.